Great Price
A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $500 Porsche! New! The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought it might be a joke, but thought it was worth a shot. So he went to the lady s house and sure enough, she had an almost brand new Porsche.
"Wow!" the man said. "Can I take it for a test drive?" Unlike what he expected, the man found that the car ran perfectly and took it back to the lady s house.
"Why are you selling me this great Porsche for only $500?"
"My husband just ran off with his secretary, and he told me I could have the house and the furniture as long as I sold his Porsche and sent him the money."
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New Domain Names
Recently Gregory Nemitz and a handful of space enthusiasts proposed creating specialdomains, including ".luna" and ".moon," for Web sites based on the moon.
But why stop there? Here are some new proposed domains, and what you can expect from the sites in them..
".trek"--contains audio files of William Shatner
".bill"--Microsoft has bought this company
".love"--for people who would rather cuddle
".slow"--based in a distant country with no T3 lines
".geek"--assumes you know what all the acronyms mean
".404"--we stopped maintaining our servers in 1996
".y2k"--contains theories about the end of the world
".burn"--huge multimedia files will crash your computer
".*"--contains gossip about celebrity melt downs
".duh"--explains, in detail, stuff you already know






























Devious Comments
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I luff Y O U
♪The Sun is ashamed to rise and be In Love with all of these Vampires ♫
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I just love the roar of a V8 in the morning!
and in the night too!
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Then we could be Heroes,
Allora potremmo essere Eroi,
just for one day
anche solo per un giorno
Can't wait to put in yours!
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I am a member of
*PhotographersClub *natures-beauty-club and the *Scapes-club
If i have faved or commented on your profile somewhere, dont you think its only polite to take a look at mine.
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mabuhay ang filipino
good tuts here
[link]
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*.'*.'Team Rave'.*'.*
*Sheikra-TH *Hung-He-Bea ~BelleTheHedgehog
*.'*.'Team LUNATICX'.*'.*
*Katina-the-hedgie *Hung-He-Bea ~KACItheCAT
._. wut? It was like that when I got here...
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Haikus are easy
But Sometimes the don't make sense
Refrigerator
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[link]
[link]
Click them...Or Ill roundhouse kick you to next April Foolz
Awesome stuff! Can you make a pixel art tutorial??
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Come and join my fantasy...
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We think we've come so far
On all our lies we depend
We see no consequence
This is the beginning of the end
NIN
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There's no point living, if you can't feel alive
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Forget this life
Come with me
Don't look back you're safe now
Unlock your heart
Drop your guard
No one's left to stop you now.
If you jump off a bridge, ill be on the ground to catch you.
If you cry, ill let you cry on my shoulder.
If ur kicked out, ill take you in.
If your drunk, ill take your keys.
If your world comes crashin down, ill be standin rite next to you.
If you cry cause of me, its cause i made you laugh too hard.
We'll be friends forever, no matter wat happens between us.
Just know im here for you.
Send this to all your friends or someone you really care about, including me.
I care about you if I sent you this message, cause your special to me.
Send this to everyone you care about.
If u get 7 back...your loved
1-3=your a bad friend
4-6= your a good friend
7-9= your an amazing friend
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"What a long, strange trip it's been" - Grateful Dead
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Forget the gun, grab the cannoli.
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My Gallery : [link]
My Stock : [link]
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Cousin IRL
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I just love the roar of a V8 in the morning!
and in the night too!
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If leaving is the right thing to do, then I'll hurt myself to keep from hurting you, to keep you safe.
And you don't think I'd do the same?
You'd never have to make the choice!
12.12.08 - Twilight - Be There
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